Philthy
27th May 2009, 01:37 PM
Little Johnny went to visit his grandfather, and when asked how he was the grandfather croaked out "not so good son"
The little kid said" Grandad what's happened to your voice?" to which the man replied.
"I was down at Jamberoo playing golf when my ball went over the fence into the cow paddock.
I was scratching around looking for my ball when I saw a cow taking a leak.
It had a ball in its butt. I grabbed the ball & seeing that it wasn't mine, I put it back.
While I was still looking for my ball, I noticed a lady looking for her ball also.
I lifted the cow's tail pointed to the ball in it's butt and said "hey lady does this look like yours?"
She then hit me across the throat with her 5 iron."
The little kid said" Grandad what's happened to your voice?" to which the man replied.
"I was down at Jamberoo playing golf when my ball went over the fence into the cow paddock.
I was scratching around looking for my ball when I saw a cow taking a leak.
It had a ball in its butt. I grabbed the ball & seeing that it wasn't mine, I put it back.
While I was still looking for my ball, I noticed a lady looking for her ball also.
I lifted the cow's tail pointed to the ball in it's butt and said "hey lady does this look like yours?"
She then hit me across the throat with her 5 iron."